a few of the Ger-Man's work colleagues (who were visiting from distant, foreign lands) decided to give the Caspi-Man a present.
A large box - all fancily wrapped.
The Caspi-Man gleefully unwrapped it...
The Caspi-Man LOVED it!
Later that night, when I went in to check that he was indeed asleep, turn off his light, and straighten his covers, I discovered he had managed to drag it into bed with him. It has become his new best friend.
"Ah, better a blow up Santa when you're nearly 5, than a blow up doll when you're 35!" commented a friend. (!!?)
"THAT is NOT coming to Australia." said my Darlink Sister. "Full Stop."